• Me: It is very important that you pick Taryn up at 3:00 and drive her to the train station.
  • Dad: Why does she have to go to this thing again?
  • Me: What do you mean?
  • Dad: What's so important about a book signing? Why doesn't she just NOT go?
  • Me: DAD! OH MY GOD ITS NOT JUST A BOOK SIGNING! IT'S THE TOUR DE NERDFIGHTING! IT'S THE VLOGBROTHERS! WE BOUGHT THE TICKETS A WHILE AGO AND HAVE BEEN EXCITED FOR MONTHS!
  • Dad: Who are the Vlogbrothers?
  • Me: DAD YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT OUR LIVES IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHO THE VLOGBROTHERS ARE! YOU KNOW? JOHN GREEN? *REACHES INTO PILE OF LAUNDRY AND WAVES PIZZA JOHN SHIRT IN HIS FACE*
  • Dad: *Looks perplexed*
  • Me: John Green is my favourite author! Hank makes awesome songs and is also an environmental blogger! They are both vloggers who are hilarious and amazing and work to decrease worldsuck!
  • Dad: *Looks even more perplexed*
  • Me: *Sighs* Nevermind Dad, nevermind.
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