My name is Breezy(Brianne). I have an amazing twin sister. We are penguins. I'm hilarious. Welcome to my blog.

Some of my interests include: Nerdfighting, poetry, punk cabaret, folk punk, penguin hugging, LOLCATS, being twinily, Tee and Essing, nomming noms, making art, formulating inside jokes, decreasing world-suck, being straight edge, being introverted, being nostalgic, being skeptical, being sarcastic, being outspoken and not forgetting to be awesome.

I'm a bit awkward, but I always appreciate a friendly "hello."

Posts Tagged: afp

copanga:

I finally ask you, “what was the matter? Was it a matter of worse or of better?” You stretch your arms out and finally face me. You say, “I would have told you if you’d only asked me.”

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amoebamusic:

What’s in my bag - Amanda Palmer & Neil Gaiman

Newlywed author Neil Gaiman & musician Amanda Palmer grabbed a ton of their all-time favorites along with new discoveries at Amoeba SF. See their full list of picks.

 

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amandapalmer:

i discussed with @hollyherself the possibility of doing a META-FEMALE-ROCKER-CAREER-TURNING-POINT @TEDtalk, with no vocals. this would involve me taking the stage dressed in a feathery dead-swan dress, ripping it off to reveal a red-meat dress, ripping off the meat dress to expose a gold pointy bra, ripping off the bra to (accidentally) reveal a single nipple with a piercing, then ripping up a picture of pope. 

free cheesecake to anyone who can name all five meta-sources.

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amandapalmer:

after a twitter-conversation tonight, i posted a new blog.
“on internet hatred: please inquire within.”you can find it at http://bit.ly/blog010513 - but i’d also like for you to comment. please give it a read, and share it wherever you like to share. 
love.

amandapalmer:

after a twitter-conversation tonight, i posted a new blog.

on internet hatred: please inquire within.

you can find it at http://bit.ly/blog010513 - but i’d also like for you to comment. please give it a read, and share it wherever you like to share.
 

love.

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katiehassomebigasstitties:

WELL AREN’T I JUST SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS?!

katiehassomebigasstitties:

WELL AREN’T I JUST SOOOOOOO HILARIOUS?!

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amandapalmer:

due to my arrival in paris, some sad sad croissants, care of @indecisean.

amandapalmer:

due to my arrival in paris, some sad sad croissants, care of @indecisean.

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"Killing things is not so hard
It’s hurting that’s the hardest part
and when the wizard gets to me
I’m asking for a smaller heart
and if he tells me ‘no’ I’ll hold my breath until I hit the floor
Eventually I know I’m doomed to get what I am asking for
Now my heart is exactly the size of a six-sided die cut in half
made of ruby red stained glass
Can I knock you unconscious as long as I promise I’ll love you and I’ll make you laugh?
Now my heart is exactly the size of a six-side die cut in half
made of ruby red stained glas
Can I knock you unconscious as long as I promise I’ll love you and I’ll make you laugh?"

- Amanda Palmer (via quixoticunt)

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